CANDICE’S RANKINGS
- 1-bolt: OMG, are you kidding me? I’ll never get those 2 hours of my life
- 2-bolt: Umm…coulda been better. At least I can say I’ve seen it.
- 3-bolt: Glad I watched it, probably not good enough to recommend to anyone I care about.
- 4-bolt: I liked it. Wouldn’t mind buying it. Must’ve had an ending I liked.
- 5-bolt: Sweet!! Great movie that kept me interested from beginning to end!
RYAN’S RANKINGS
- 1/10: I yearn for death, but death will not come
- 2/10: The cinematic equivalent of waterboarding
- 3/10: Close to abysmal
- 4/10: Well, THAT was a waste of my time
- 5/10: Meh. Just Meh.
- 6/10: Now we’re getting somewhere, BEHOLD! The slightly above average!
- 7/10: Like a short fling, no regrets and maybe even a few good memories
- 8/10: Excellent in most ways, lacking in only a few.
- 9/10: So close to perfect that it can smell it. Perfection smells like French Vanilla Creme Slurpees in case you were wondering.
- 10/10: This movie likely has zombies, witty dialogue, scantily clad vixens, and left me confused in the shower that night. It also likely does not exist
