Of course, one would assume from the title that this movie was NOT my pick, and that assumption would be CORRECT. Ugh…where do I begin… So there’s this nerve gas that gets out in the air and turns humans into…wait for it….flesh-eating zombies!! Oh the horror!!!!! Of course, there are some people that are strangely immune to the gas, therefore they must band together to not only save themselves, but save the world! (If you haven’t noticed my sarcasm yet, keep reading.) Thankfully, those included in this group of heroes includes a stripper named Cherry Darling, her ex-boyfriend mechanic named Wray, and the local sheriff that is obsessed with the perfect BBQ recipe. In case you’re worried they don’t have a hide-out to stay in while the sheriff makes them all deputies and while they plan their attack, they do. It’s in a local restaurant called the “Bone Shack”. How fitting. I was on the edge of my seat when I thought Cherry was dead but then found out she was alive but just missing a leg… OH NO! How will she escape the zombies with only one leg? I was able to stop panicking when, thankfully, Wray came up with the plan to attach a table leg for her to hobble on, and then a machine gun leg for later on…when she’s riding on the back of a motorcycle so she can stick her leg out and shoot all the zombies trying to follow them. If you’ve ever wanted to see a guy’s testicles sag to the ground and then get melted off, this is the movie for you!! As for me, one bolt oughta do it.
